Yo Momma!!

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Actually this is a great topic in US, but it havn't reach this forum yet. This is a thread which we trash-talking each person here with "yo momma jokes" ONLY...!!

There are few rules here :

1. This is like a game, so NO CURSING and NO INSULTING LANGUAGE. I appreciate some usual words, but please make this thread as friendly as possible.

2. No hard feeling or offense here. It's yo momma jokes!! Take it as a JOKE...!!

3. TelL ur jokes with quotes...!!

4. Just don't be such an annoying person, people...

I'lL start first.

Yo momma is so fat when she falls down from the tree, people yell "TIIMMBEEERRRR"...!!!

 

[zulumat]

yo momma goes to market,,, buy me clothes,, give me your money,, i'm your child anyway,,

honestly, i dont understand what 'yo momma' supposed to mean,,, LOL,,, give more example please,,, i'll learn it,,, maybe after i learn i can create good one,,,

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

It's American's Joke called Yo Momma (Your Mother). It's a game by tras-talking each other's mom but with alL respect and just to have sum fun.

 

[chesster]

yo momma is so fat, whenever she's laying on the beach people wondered is that a turtle or a sand castle?

/ho.... that's how it works right?

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Hahahaha...^^
Yupz...^^

 

[zulumat]

Yo momma is so big when she is angry, people thought there is a nature disaster

how's that? sorry for my bad english hohoho,,,,,

 

[CalvinLimuel]

Yo momma is very strange as he slap herself on her face.

There. Wasn't so bad isn't it?

 

[d4rk_13l1t2er]

Yo momma is so big that when she walked along a corridor people thought it was a dead end lol.

How is it??

 

[Ueto Aya]

Yo momma's so skinny that people often mistook her as a drying pole

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Yo momma's so fat when you n your mom got on an airplane, The steward says to you, "The luggage Is to big to be here..."

 

[mayleekah]

yo momma's so old when she takes history class there ain't no history

yo momma's so old when people told her to act her age she dies

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Yo momma is too fat that she can't find her neck everywhere...=p

 

[tenkoji]

yo mamma is so stupid she forgot to wear anything when she woke up coz some postman ring a bell on her door

 

[TiTi*]

your momma is so ugly when she stared at mirror the mirror broke itself

like this one right???

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

^ Yupz, just like that.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail

 

[TiTi*]

once again ah...

your momma is so stupid, she even can't count her finger...

 

[chesster]

what?

Yo Momma is so fat, when she eat McDonald, she can't differentiate which one is her hand and which one is teh chicken...


oooo /ho

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Yo Momma is so fat, when She sneeze, she bites her own chest...=p

Yo Momma chest is so damn big, when she run, we can hear'em clappin'...

Hohohohoh...^0^
How is it??

 

[checklist]

yoo momma is so big so an excavator is need for moving him from living room

yoo momma is so big so if she jump to the pool the water runs out

isn't this trash talking used by an what we called it "negro" to humiliated other people???

 

[SiLveR23_KnighT]

Yes, in the past. But now It's like a game played by not only what we called nigga...^^