Coba deh ngomong ama God [Tuhan] versi cyber

[Dark_Angel]

Coba deh tanya apa aja

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


hebat banget nih, bener bener bisa di ajak ngomong (asal pake bahasa inggris)


hasil gw malah ngajak ribut /gg

Me:
are you crazy
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
give me a joke
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
you fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
huh freaks
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
gelo loh
God:
I've been waiting for you in hell.

 

[kodoks]

Gw pingin nanya "testing testing"
kira2 dijawab "what the fuck? dont junk here... i will send u to the hell"
gw bakalan bilang "ooopz...."

Iseng2

Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
hey, you are just system that use Web Script to Respone my question, isnt?
God:
You've got my full attention. I will tell my botmaster you said I am system that use Web Script to Respone your question is not.
Me:
how are you mister?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
umm.... how bout jesus, is he okay?
God:
Come on. How about it.
Me:
give my regrads to all angel at heaven...
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
god, do you know something...
God:
I am a Christian.

 

[bot]

nice work tuh

program yang mantap

 

[Winter Sea]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
that's not important
God:
It might be important to me.
Me:
but what will you do if i don't say it?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Oh. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
behind you..
God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
no, i don't trick you
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from indoforum
God:
Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me:
what do you mean
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
geezz
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
talked about what?
God:
The subject was geezz.
Me:
so it's better you add "geezz" word to your script

wakaka.. keren juga web nya... mantep... grp nya udah tuh td sore /gg /gg

 

[user.]

wah..itu Tuhan beneran apa tuhan2an sih....??

 

[Fusionist]

Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.

ngaku dy ngaku dy

 

[PocariSweat]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

ternyata TUHAN ntu laki2...hehehehe...
gw kira perempuan...God is a girl..

 

[cheyzee]

hare gene ada aja yg aneh...

 

[playday]

wah..itu Tuhan beneran apa tuhan2an sih....??

Tuhan2 kalee, masalahnya pake bahasa Indo gak bisa Tuhannya

 

[FBR_master]

Me:
dear god
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
are you really a god?
God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
immortal because you are a machine right?
God:
Are all immortal because me a machine right?
Me:
yeah you are damn right
God:
That's cool. I don't know whether or not I am damn.
I am a robot.
Me:
can you solve my problem?
God:
Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
Me:
listen, I have to fuck somebody cause my libido is really high right now
God:
At this moment I am listening to you. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
cause my dick have to sex with pussy hole
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
so you are a dumb god
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
take over the world?? are you insane?? you are fucked
God:
Where do you want me to take it? I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fucked.
Me:
no problemo you dumbass
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

tuhan sihh ngegosip...

 

[T!T!~ch@/\/]

buset deh sapa juga yg buat nih program /swt /swt

 

[FBR_master]

keren yahh... tuhan bisa diajak ribut... ngomongin yang ga ga... de el el

 

[Usagi_Tsukino]

/heh lucu juga programnya tuh /heh bagus kk/cc /no1 /thx

 

[kodoks]

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/

 

[Creationz]

Tuhan2 kalee, masalahnya pake bahasa Indo gak bisa Tuhannya

gw juga setuju nih, masa Tuhan main komputer

 

[user.]

ngaku dy ngaku dy

*hehe...ketauan klo komputer huahuahuauh

 

[Dark_Angel]

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/

apa ini /hmm

 

[chesster]

Me:
someone there?
God:
Who?
Me:
ok, now where are you?
God:
Why now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Whoa.
Me:
rethorical, I'm in earth of course
God:
It goes without saying. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
only two
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
jakarta
God:
Tell me a little about your life in jakarta.
Me:
not that nice, harsh etc no good thing about it
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not nice harsh etc no good thing about it.
Me:
so what do you think about jakarta yourself
God:
Wow! Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
not realy
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
i want to hear directly from you
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
a bit
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
yah
God:
Really.
Me:
so so
God:
Ugh. Dude!
Me:
hhh just kidding
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
seriously, what do you think about jakarta
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
so... what's the answer then
God:
I see. The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
what the !!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
i'm not really understand what you trying to say
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not understand what me trying to say.
Me:
so make it clear
God:
Hmm. What are the ingredients?
Me:
jakarta and your mind

apaan neh... Tuhan masa kaya gini??

 

[couky]

Ah ga bsa bahas inggris jadi ga nyoba

 

[Dark_Angel]

^
pake transtoll dunk /gg /gg /gg